surethattotallyhappened:

nextyearsgirl:

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are going to persuade the other to change theirs so we shouldn’t continue this argument because it’s going nowhere” jesus you’re all fucking children

yungraddad:

the-goddamazon:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yeah, the treatment of Meg in Family Guy literally has ZERO context except for misogynistic-based comedic value.

IT’S A CARTOON.

I still wave at the dots on the shore.
And I still beat my head against the door.
I still rage and wage my little war.
I’m a shade and easy to ignore.

If it’s a quiet night out at the beach and your ex-old lady suddenly out of nowhere shows up with a story about her current billionare land developer boyfriend, and his wife, and her boyfriend, and a plot to kidnap the billionare and throw him in a loony bin…maybe you should just look the other way

adamscottblog:

London

"I’m Dirk Diggler. I’m the star. It’s my big dick and I say when we roll."
Boogie Nights (dir. by Paul Thomas Anderson, 1997)

goddamnmaxi-pad:

Inherent Vice Trailer

omfg

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]


—  quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie

—  quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie

hxcfairy:

#Cannibal Out